Fancy a laugh?
Take a look at some of these very poor examples of football game related design. I know money is usually tight and many smaller production run games had tiny budgets, but that is no excuse for the poor designs, graphics and mouldings seen here!
Been on the sauce?
These two Kika Goal players have had a bit of a large one! Not looking their best and they appear to have dressed in their gran's clothing.
Worst repair job ever?
From the TAF 4-2-4 game I give you a player that even the magic sponge could not get fit again.
Can you see the join?
It's all Greek to me!
A description of the World Cup game by Perma Toys sold in Greece - superb mumbo jumbo!
Inbred? I think so
These players from Team Football are surely the result of some inbreeding.
An ageing Hitler still managed to turn out for his local team every Sunday.
Take it easy son
The Blow Football keeper was hardly overworked!
The original Soccerette
A very poorly designed player from the Soccerette magnetic football game. Shut that door!
You rang m'lud?
This poor devil is either Lurch from the Munsters or a playing figure from the 1970s game Kick Off - you decide.
The keeper from the Fussball Spiel game. Worryingly his arms are rigid and fixed unlike the Striker diving goalies.
The Johnny Hot Shot keeper
He doesn't really put the fear of god into you does he. Looks like he ran into a door!
A John Hollins lookalike from the Tri-ang 'Hot Shot' game complete with baggy trousers. Makes me laugh every time I see this figure.
Fussball Spiel players
A cheap East German version of Tipp Kick with possibly the worst football figures of all time! They look like they just want to argue over the garden fence.
Where did you get that hat?
Eee by gum lad. it's reight heck as like.
The faceless team
Dr John A Rocco you should be ashamed of yourself. Faceless bureaucrat?
A couple of seventies porn stars posing as footballers
A couple of tiller girls managed to blag their way into the first XI
Nice potato printing
Words fail me!
Not sure how to describe this footballer playing piece design other than poo!
Shame this is not a pictorial card!
Goal Chancer rosette
Total and utter crap to cut out and colour
Don't look at the eyes!
He's either The Hood from Thunderbirds or a distant relative of a psycho nut job!
Bad English or what?
I didn't know a head could kick a ball.
No words could describe this (except these ones!)
A big head that blows the balls into the goal.