Old Football Games | Fancy a laugh?

Fancy a laugh?

Take a look at some of these very poor examples of football game related design. I know money is usually tight and many smaller production run games had tiny budgets, but that is no excuse for the poor designs, graphics and mouldings seen here!

Been on the sauce?

These two Kika Goal players have had a bit of a large one! Not looking their best and they appear to have dressed in their gran's clothing.

Worst repair job ever?

From the TAF 4-2-4 game I give you a player that even the magic sponge could not get fit again.
Can you see the join?

It's all Greek to me!

A description of the World Cup game by Perma Toys sold in Greece - superb mumbo jumbo!

Inbred? I think so

These players from Team Football are surely the result of some inbreeding.

Hitler found

An ageing Hitler still managed to turn out for his local team every Sunday.

Take it easy son

The Blow Football keeper was hardly overworked!

The original Soccerette

A very poorly designed player from the Soccerette magnetic football game. Shut that door!

You rang m'lud?

This poor devil is either Lurch from the Munsters or a playing figure from the 1970s game Kick Off - you decide.

Another zombie

The keeper from the Fussball Spiel game. Worryingly his arms are rigid and fixed unlike the Striker diving goalies.

The Johnny Hot Shot keeper

He doesn't really put the fear of god into you does he. Looks like he ran into a door!

Baggy trousers

A John Hollins lookalike from the Tri-ang 'Hot Shot' game complete with baggy trousers. Makes me laugh every time I see this figure.

Fussball Spiel players

A cheap East German version of Tipp Kick with possibly the worst football figures of all time! They look like they just want to argue over the garden fence.